The sound of one hand clapping? C’mon, are you serious? Tell me this – is it anything like the sound of one beagle snoring? How about the sound of one refrigerator humming? Maybe the sound of one heater’s tick, tick, tick after shooing off the morning chill? If it doesn’t sound anything like that then you can take your one hand and… Tell you what, here’s one to put a kink in your koan – what is the sound of one man listening? Yeah, gaze on that for awhile, kiddo. Not sure? Well let me enlighten you – its the sound of two hands clapping in hushed thanksgiving for all the single things that add up to this unearned morning.