male who regularly gets lost watching aspen leaves shimmy before sunrise? And by lost I mean like fifteen minutes easily, with the occasional twenty. And I said before sunrise, but (full disclosure) this lostness often occurs before sunset too. No? Is that no, not at this time? Or no, never ever? Never ever. I see. Well, thank you. I do appreciate your consideration. I can understand your reluctance to hire an openly admitted loser, and by loser I refer you back to my original pitch. And by pitch I know I threw you a curve. But I did throw slow, hittable if you had the vision.